Wingnutted Adventuresmui rus for XP64

1. Become a Parent. You owe it to your mother for all the hardship you put her through, and you will learn more when you try to help your children with their homework than you ever learned in school.
2. Become a Grandparent. After all, revenge is sweetest served by grandchildren.
3. Ride a motorcycle. Just so you can say you did. Riding a Harley earns bonus points.
4. Visit a foreign country. Not only will it give you perspective about how the world sees your people, you will begin to understand why they do some of those strange things they do.
5. Start a new family tradition. The stranger, the better. You get bonus points if your tradition results in a winning America’s Funniest Video.
6. Volunteer for a charitable event. It will open your eyes to a different side of the railroad tracks from where you live, and if you pick a real good charity, you will being to understand that, no matter how badly you suffer in your particular situation, someone somewhere actually has it worse.
7. Learn a handcraft. It doesn’t matter what the craft is, but if you learn well, you can put your results on ebay and see what value the “real world” puts on it.
8. Participate in a fundraiser. That way you will understand why 80% of the crowd consistently does 20% of the work.
9. Plan and organize a major family event. It is amazing what you will learn doing this.
10. Teach one other person something significant.
11. Ride a roller coaster.
12. Visit with a critically ill or dying person.
13. Take a college (or community education) course. A GED does not count because you already have that or a high school diploma. If not, get one and it is still not on your bucket list. Sorry.
14. Play a game with someone else’s kid. You might even realize they aren’t so bad. You DO play with your own kids, right?
15. Attend a church service of a faith different from your own. It is amazing the perspective you can gain if you attend with an open mind.
16. Learn a musical instrument. It opens a mode of expression that transcends all boundaries and obstacles.
17. Clean someone else’s house (at least help).
18. Do a coworker’s job for one day.
19. Enjoy a family picnic in your backyard.
20. Visit a museum—any museum.
I’m sure there are other things that should probably be on everyone’s bucket list. You may not care to repeat your experience, but at least you will be able to say you’ve “been there done that.”

1. From my father to my mother—“You didn’t have to steal it.” (not famous but still very sweet and it’s still in the memory book)
2. From Linus to Sally—You can share my blanket but I’m still not your Sweet Baboo.

3. Romeo to Juliet—Let’s elope instead…

4. From Mork to Mindy—Let’s make eggs together.

5. From one singer to another—Let’s make beautiful music together.

6. Paul Revere—One if by land, two if by sea.

7. Delilah to Samson—I’d love to snip your hair.

8. Adam to Eve—This is better than any apple.

9. Microsoft to Bill Gates—Wanna share a chip?

10. Jesus---I love you this much.

1. Pass gas in a wedding.
2. Cough or spit upwind.
3. Set your picnic downwind of the port-a-let.
4. Eat prunes before a long drive.
5. Ask your mother-in-law for her honest opinion.
6. Lick a pole in freezing weather.
7. Call Technical Support if you really need technical support.
8. Go on a diet the day of your funeral.
9. Try to do your taxes with a headache.
10. Flip your sheets under the ceiling fan.

Oranges—green to orange, ok, but orange to white or green? Don’t think so.
Bread, colors white, green, and blue—they all say “ewww.”
Bathwater, whether it’s green, yellow or brown—good news it ain’t.
Drinking Water—foggy is bad enough, but anything else just crosses the line.
Fruit juice, especially when little pods start floating.
Makeup, and please, Please don’t mix my eyeshadows.
Any skin product other than bar soap.
The white of an eye.
Anything you eat or drink from. It if does, please throw it away.
The coffee pot. That is why Al Gore invented dish soap.
Light bulbs—so distracting!
Teeth. Toothpaste also has a purpose.
Underwear and other unmentionables.
Any men’s clothing.
Smoke—cuz if it does there’s a wrong chemical in it.
According to my husband---the little black dress.
Car windshields—especially when accompanied by cracks.
Batteries—and if installed at the time, you are doomed.
Blood, at least not after it meets air.
Flower petals, and please not black—how morbid!
Medications.
Logos.
Company Colors.
Sun—think apocalypse!
Uniforms—and they never seem to stop changing colors at some places.
Wiring, especially the coded kind.
Street signs and Traffic signs
National Colors
Flags
Prison clothes—they aren’t supposed to make fashion statements.