I’m sure you thought Mr. & Mrs. Potato Head were the invention of a human genius with a strange sense of humor, but this is absolutely not true, but if the real mind behind this Multi-Eye phenomenon were to come forward and state the real story, he’d have to kill us all. Something about a high level security clearance from what I’ve gathered. I can tell you that Mr. & Mrs. Potato Head try very hard to blend in our very human world because, well, how would you infiltrate if you didn’t?

It started long ago before the Irish came to America with a sack of potatoes, renegade bulbous creatures who left their roots deep in the earth. You see, the true race of potatoes lives far underground, and sends “produce” close to the surface to spy on us. That’s why they have all those eyes you know.

And they actually rule us from underground. But the rebel movement, “Mashed Potatoes” is fast organizing to conquer them and take our world back once and for all. Or maybe they are some of the spies. After all, they’ve never undergone an eye-count, have they?

The plot, our should we say “gravy,” thickens!