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About The Wingnut
...Wanda's humor makes me laugh so hard I need to read her essays, articles and anecdotes in the bathroom.
--Margaret Helmstetter
Once upon a time, Wanda was not a wingnut. In fact, she doubted her ability to hume. She resolved to learn funniness and kneeled at the feet of a certain group--asking for them to bestow upon her the title of Humor Apprentice. For some reason, they felt that she deserved the title, if only so they could keep a proper eye on her, and agreed.
Unfortunately for these poor mortals, the Wingnut grew hungry for power and rose to the role of Head Moderator. The world hasn't been sane since, not even as she rests on the laurels of Listowner Emeritus Fluffydust.
One day, the Wingnut will achieve the coveted level of humor mistress. Her work will infiltrated publications everywhere as foolish readers cover their mouths to protect brand new keyboards, computer screens, and monthly print issues as they chortle, snicker, and spew at her magnificent ch-- *ahem,* jokes.
 Look Teach! I malapropped again!
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My Tongue Is In My Cheek
Just like other things in life, a website thrives on change. At the moment, I'm trying to shrink into this diaper.
sleeping habits to further accommodate my desire to eat instead of think. Now I think when I should be asleep.