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As a wife, mother, sometimes urbanite, occasionally sane person, and all around truly wise individual, I find modern life full of frustration to be overcome. To this end, I make my debut to assist you with your fight against modern stress using my tried and true tips for survival today.

In case you are unfamiliar with certain procedures like cooking, driving, shopping, etc., I will provide step-by-step instruction. To show my sincerity and wealth of experience, I will include personal anecdotes and examples that I have used to perform each task. In case you are unfamiliar with the internet, here are a few instructions to help you:

Materials Needed:
Internet access
Mouse (non-squeaking)
One keyboard (non-acoustic)
One guitar string (acoustic)

STEP 1: Find the blue word. The blue word is a link to the column page.

STEP 2: Tell your mouse to click on the blue word. If your mouse refuses, command it with a forceful voice. Everyone knows that mouses need forceful commands to work.

STEP 3: Look at the list to your left. See the next article? If you don't see it, then wait a week to let your eyes adjust to the new setting on the page. Then you will see the new article.

STEP 4: Try again.

That's all there is to it. Wasn't that easy? Now you can share in my wisdom and handy tips. Just think of all the wonderful things you will accomplish tomorrow.