Vacuum Assembly
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Pry open box.
If necessary, use an axe. Look for a piece of
paper labeled "INSTRUCTIONS." Throw
away immediately. Count parts.
You need three wheels, a hose, a canister, a drum, a bag, a filter, five
screws, thirteen bolts, and a hammer. If
a hammer didn’t come in the box, return for a refund.
Attach hose to canister
and twist. Put bag over mouth and
blow. Tap three times on the drum with the hammer, and insert the filter between
the end of the hose and the slot in the canister.
Spin top into place. Attach
wheels. Wind cord three times around canister and say your birth date three times. Your
vacuum is now ready to use, but are you ready to face the consequences? |
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